Ashley Shye

High Class Companion in Los Angeles

Sin and Tonics


Sin and Tonics

Hi sinners and winners hope your weekend went well, still the weather is hot and plenty of reasons to get down and dirty so let’s get on with it.

Gin. What you drink if you have absolutely no beer, wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, tequila, bourbon or any other form of alcoholic beverage and ONLY if it was given to you for free. Made from the berries of the juniper bush (must be healthy).

Someone once said that “A bar without gin is like an Italian kitchen without pasta”. No other liquor provides for the creation of so many classic cocktails. Gin is in fact a liquor that is harmonious with almost anything, a bit like me.

The naughty list of cocktails*

Sex On the Beach may seems to be popular (drinking and doing)The naughty drinks got their names by drunken, horny bartenders and baristas that expressed their sexual frustrations through their mixology skills. Maybe some are named in honor of ex-lovers, for example the Redheaded Slut Either way, it’s likely these drinks are popular amongst young drinkers who are thrilled to ask the bartender for a Blow Job (Another drink) One thing is for sure, if their explicit names are telling of how the consumer’s night will end, these cocktails may just be the dirtiest in the book.

Red Headed Slut, I am Blonde but still tasty

Pour Jägermeister and schnapps over ice and add cranberry juice to fill to top. Stir.

Sex with an Alligator, No Thank you

Shake the melon liqueur and sweet and sour mix in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Slowly pour raspberry liqueur down the side of the martini glass. Top with Jägermeister.

I think I will stick to my Gin and Tonic with extra gin as I love my cocktails . Strange none of these drinks have Gin in them?

Ashley, I am also a Champagne Lady by the way Cheers xx

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