Ladies in red
Hi Guys and Gals are you all ready for Christmas? I have managed to be prepared this year under the circumstances so lets all pull a cracker on Christmas Day so it starts the day with a bang!!
I always like to dress in Red on Christmas Day underwear and dress I like to be prepared for any eventuality. All my Christmas balls are dangling (from the tree) and my tinsel is twinkling I have some amazing sexy games to play but not on my own hint hint. I also was given a bunch of mistletoe which I have above my front door, expecting kisses (of course)
Why do we kiss under the mistletoe?
One of the more common meanings is that mistletoe is seen as a symbol of fertility and life - and that this could be why we hope to get a kiss if we stand underneath the thing is how long do we have to stand underneath it before we get a kiss ???
MISTLETOE
When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.
Moving away from the mistletoe kiss stuff lets concentrate on my dress to greet Santa Claus. I have been a good girl (well most of the time) so I want to look special, I have a dilemma sexy or saintly that is the question, I have chosen so if my friends visit me they will find out, I have the tinsel to wrap around you and we can roast the chestnuts (ouch).
_Ashley: Merry Christmas I have something you can open early xx_