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Ashley Shye

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Jelly on the Plate

Published: December 9th, 2020

Jelly on the Plate

Hi my lovely friends hope you are all safe and well.

When I was small I had an English friend who loved Jelly all flavours she used to sing Jelly on the plate Jelly on the plate wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly Jelly on the plate not sure what it was meaning, as I got older some male friends of mine likened Jelly to women’s breasts if you are male you will understand what I mean.

Some women feel tyrannised by breast size the way many men feel oppressed by the size of something else—except that penises are usually hidden, (that is another story) while women’s chests are routinely visible and often accentuated by clothing. If you have them flaunt them

There are many well known words for big breasts Baps, Bristols, Bazookas Bosoms Chest and Bust. The more Vulgar words Tits Titties and Jugs men like them no matter what they are called. Some of these British words are also in use in North America but we in the USA has our own unique words too. Starting with informal slang, Bazooms, or Bazoombas, are surely related to our chest-clutching word, bosom.

Ruder still are Hooters Honkers The use of Hooters is very recent (from the 1970s only). Etymologists claim that it comes from the twin car horns mounted behind the radiator grille of many American cars – a pair of circular devices that hoot (so the same origin as Honkers). I have no alternative explanation. Americans should note that in Britain, Hooter (UK) is non-offensive slang for a nose (especially a large one). So if you accuse an British woman of having large hooters, she is likely to end up somewhere between outraged and utterly confused.

So do men really want women with big boobs? Some do, at least in fantasy, but many prefer women with medium or small breasts, and many others don’t care. It turns out that men’s feelings about women’s breasts are more complex than the stereotype would have us believe.

Breast stroke
A type of stroke in swimming where girls open their legs wide and guys swim behind them pretending not to look

Ashley Breasts proof that men can pay attention to two things at once A taste of things to cum xx