Happy in a Hammock
Hi all hope things are well. I have a new piece of designer ware It is called a hammock!! what are you on about I hear you say, well just read on all will be revealed.
My friend invited me to a party at her house (she has a big one) for her 45th birthday, she only looks 35 I want her secret!! She said it was a party for her Mayan followers too. Mmm I thought this is a bit strange but I like to party and I might meet a Mayan follower, my friend said (Really) do I want to.
I arrived and there were loads of people there we were all given a raffle ticket as we went in “oh great” I might win a prize I am quite a lucky person so fingers crossed. People were around the pool talking others were dancing and I saw a couple making out behind a tree go girl I thought. My friend introduced me to a couple of hot guys but no Mayans. Everything suddenly went silent (guess what for) the raffle it can still be exciting even if you do not win a prize. To cut a long story short my number was called out great I thought what can it be, I will open it when I get home. Soon it was time to go and I left with one of the hot guys Gary he escorted me home and came in for coffee(of course).
We opened the raffle prize together and guess what it was a hammock OMG what do I do with that well Gary showed me and more, this is better than I thought. It is still around so if you fancy some fun times in the hammock you know where I am. I cannot promise the hammock will still be here but I will be, which is more important. Girls just wanna have fun and we do.
The Maya were deeply religious, and worshiped a many Gods related to nature, such as the sun, the moon, rain and corn. You may also know them from the the Mayan calendar predicted all our deaths in 2012. But since that didn’t happen we can still enjoy the comforts of our Hammocks.
Should you be feeling a bit adventurous these deeply religious Mayans did like to experiment with some erotic sex positions. (Who would have thunk it!)
Ashley: Who needs a hammock (love swing) to have fun when you have me xx