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Ashley Shye

High Class Companion in Los Angeles

Feeling Horsey

Published: January 27th, 2019

Feeling Horsey

Hi everyone last night I had a funny dream, I dreamt I was galloping through a forest on a horse and I was being chased by a riderless horse it did not catch up with me as I woke up before it could.

This dream made me think about taking riding lessons something about the boots crop and jodhpurs I find a little sexy and I believe some of the male population do too. I rather think females find males in the riding gear quite provocative.

Horses are deep, deep soul animals. Their love, affection and respect is gained and built. When that bond is developed it is a partnership, friendship that only increases with time. Now, a horse is able to size you up instantaneously. The second your rear end touches the saddle, they know.

Where I grew up almost everyone rode English and girls far outnumber boys. It did seem that riding English style was considered effeminate. Maybe because wearing skin tight pants with a suit jacket doesn't look as tough as wearing spurs and leather chaps does, LOL. (Yes, I see the inappropriate joke that would follow that sentence. )

There were two types of girls riding. I'll start with type 2. Type two seemed as enthusiastic as type 1. Girls treat horses like dolls or stuffed animals. You can hug them, kiss them (be careful!), brush their long tails, braid their manes, and dress them up in colorful saddle pads and leg wraps, as well as ride them. Type 2 girls did exactly what type 1 girls did, right up until puberty. Then the horse was abandoned for a boyfriend (wise choice)

But the type 1 girls, locked onto the first horse they saw in preschool and never looked back. When the boyfriends came along, they had to join us visiting the barn, come and watch the horse show, hold our horses while we ran to the bathroom, etc.

Men, if you fall in love with a type 1 woman, know that they love you, but you will always come second to the horse! Best to learn how to ride and join in because you will never win in a contest against the four hooved beast!

Some people want to know if you can get sexual pleasure from horse riding, the answer to your question is that sexual pleasure can happen naturally on horseback, or a woman can move in such a way to cause it.  It is just a nice little thing that happens on horseback once in awhile.

What do you feed a Race Horse = Fast Food

Ashley always a pleasure xx