Champagne Luscious Bubbles
The first time I ever pressed my lips onto the cooling comfort of a fine-stemmed champagne glass and felt the intoxicating sensation of bubbles evaporating in my mouth, I just knew I was a lifer. While being a champagne girl in a blunts and beer world can be a painfully isolating existence at times there’s nothing quite like recognizing one of my own kind. Whenever I meet the mascara-adorned gaze of a champagne compatriot, I become overwhelmed with an unshakeable sense of belonging. See, we champagne girls share an unbreakable sisterly bond with one another because we’re privy to a divine little secret: We make for the best lovers.
Champagne-swilling girls are not only always down to party, but are rooted deeply into the crux of the party. There’s just something about bubbles that make life seem so much more manageable. Maybe it’s the comfort in knowing they will always POP regardless. One of the best parts about spending time with champagne ladies is you get to dive into blissful-bubble overdrive.
Champagne exudes class and sophistication in a far more dramatic way than any other beverage on the modern day market. It’s over the top glamorous, and the girls who choose to drink it are no exception. Because we girls who choose champagne as our default drink are indeed intimidatingly glamorous and undeniably stylish doesn’t mean we’ve been drained of the genius gene either. We are highly intelligent creatures. We seem to be the only ones who understand the brutal consequences of drinking blood red wine, (it makes a f*cking mess) and thus, have chosen to partake in a far less messy hobby.
See, there’s no threat of the wicked stress caused by a permanent stain when you’re dating a champagne girl. We can get as wild and discordant as our heart so desires (and holy hell does it DESIRE) because there’s simply no crying in spilt champagne. How SWEET is that
Anyone who has fallen in love with a champagne lady will assure you: Once you join the champagne campaign, there's no turning back.
*Ashley Always a pleasure xx*