Ashley Shye

High Class Companion in Los Angeles

Casual Promises

Published: January 11th, 2022

Casual Promises

Hi guys and Gals hope you have you had a Rocking time and brought the New Year in with a Bang let the resolutions begin. I personally will not be making any this year as I have been so good I have been naughtier and sexier since my last resolutions why would I want to change that.

One thing I like doing on New Years Eve and day is a glass of Champagne I love it, most girls love it too. There are many ways to enjoy Champagne and I know them all. My friend used to say some people think they are champagne in a glass but they are really piss in a plastic cup (sorry) I thought it was funny !!

New Years Resolutionaries what is the point!!
A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches. I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries at my Gym

A January joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
They quit the grit for their New Years Resolution and all day they preach to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid them about the evils of tabacco... Have no fear...They will be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style..

I do not call them New Years resolutions I prefer the term casual promises to myself that I am under no legal obligation to fulfil.

Ashley: Cheers I raise my glass wishing all my lovely friends a fabulous 2022 and I hope to see lots of you (in more ways than one) xx